|Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005|
oh dude. totally stoked on what I did this weekend. motherfuckin' grandma's face! makin' love to my brother n shit.
Love my girlfriend but I totally want to sleep with a man.
|Monday, October 18th, 2004|
Ohh lordy lord I's back. All you do is spray vinegar on me. DOUCHE with it bitch!
I had sex with Dana Bishop not too long ago. Lemme tell ya... She fucks like a rape victum. After we were done she dressed me up and photographed me with mah trusty guitar. Her house is too art faggy. If I could I'd play a citar and chant arabian nights.
Holly is being a total ass. Whoever the asshole is that's telling her waht I'm doing with other girls needs to cut that shit out. I don't have time for girls like Sarah, Lacey, Lindsey, or my motherfuckin' cousins.
My dipshit brother got sent to jail for shop lifting. God damn Slim Shawny. represent three six oh bitches!
Fuckin' Seth tried to cigarette burn T.C.B. (TAKIN' CARE OF BUSINESS FOR YOU DUMB SUNS OF BITCHES OUT THERE) off his arm. Luckily big matt caught him in a giotine choke and stoped that shit. That's Janet. Miss Jackson if you're nasty.
I love everything, CABIN FEVER. I really like the part in Cabin fever where the guy is humping his woman then she turns him over and puts fingers up his buttery butt basement.
|Friday, October 8th, 2004|
motherfuckin' space jam. Mickael Geordan will rock you like a bad Motley Crue video.
Colewge sure has a whole buncha work. Fuck a whole buncha small text in 130 scrilla books!
|Saturday, October 2nd, 2004|
holy lord my hands look like fuckin' baseball mits when I put them next to my genitals. God damn this Hacker curse.
|Friday, October 1st, 2004|
|Jalalala bahd! Mother of Jihad!
I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES.
WHO WANTS TO FUCK?!
What in the name of hell is a swami jnanananad? Is that some sort of middle eastern equivilant to a ph.D?
I like penises better than ice cream. Cowabunga.
|Sunday, September 26th, 2004|
HOLY FUCK MOUTH I had a great day guys! I was tottaly anticupating some rough interviews but I hit the mark with all of them. You may ask yourself, How is it that a still born retard like myself can dazzle busyness owners? I have flexible rock n roll nuts that's how. You may have seen photos of them. I posted a bunch. My cousin totally thinks they rock tough. She be one attractive little thing I tell you! Incest is the best playa, what?! Slim Shady. Fuck a whole lotta greg. I'm going to spit in his ass and call him susan! Why must I be such a dick face fuckup? I hit my girlfriend 'cuz Sparks brand beer made me. FUCK. I so dated this goth girl named Liz. Not VanDyke. This bitch was tall I tell you! TALL as a stack of my mother's aborted fetuses. She wore so much pancake mak up that my penis looked like a mime whenever she went down on it! HAH!
Jam. Jam^3300. Current Mood: thirsty
|Saturday, September 25th, 2004|
a FUCK face on here stole my other account so I had to open this one. He's using my super cool getupkid LJ id. Ignore everything he says. HE IS AN IMPOASTER. I'll burn his buns in a toaster. I've got half a mind to girate my grandfather's bad hip all in his face until he has black hacker hairs in his teeth. Ooo fucking revenge will be mine I promise you fuck master. The admins will give you cabin fever until I get my password back. I hate you.
OH MY GOD its like god himself told me I could jam with his creashuns. I got me a job at a daycare. HIDE YO CHILLINS I'm damned stoked for all the genitol touching i's about to start. After a heavy dose of "meangirls" I will give them children a heafty dose of kent purversion. I will make my daddy prou.d Holy fuck face there parents will never know. It seems as though fortune has finally smiled on me.
I am a little sad cuz I had to hit my girlfriend. She's the sweetest little fuck tard around but I can't take the whining! I gave it to her straigh tto the nose. THE NOSE! She won't be jammin' any time soon. No motherfucking jail for me motherfuckers.
|New journal. double da entry nig uhs.
So I guess last nights adventure in movieland proved I am a fucking nutcase. The mixture of "Jersey Girl" and "Vulgar" shot me into some strange dream world , causeing me to become some type of A&R rep for bigshot white rappers. "Hi! my name is Kent Hacker, from Slim shadey/Aftermath recordings. Do you Know who Eminem is?. How the fuck do I end up saying this shit in my sleep? and how does Holly really put up with this kind of nonsense almost every morning? I guess a couple of weeks ago I told her I was gonna take me dick out and slap it on her neck. Jesus fuckshit I'm gonna set up a camera in the room just for gold spewing from my mouth in my sleep, then make my own website and sell this shit. I'm gonna be rich motherfuckers rich. Value Village is gonna love my ass working there. Plan for today: "Mean Girls" & fucking rock&roll.